What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:23

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?